It's All Downhill From Here

Here's how I know my relationship with Devon is slowly going downhill:

1. The little things he does annoy me. (I'm getting overly critical. This is a red flag.)
2. He bitches when I want to hang out with my girls. (SO not allowed.)
3. He thinks I am too sarcastic. (Seriously? Wtf.)
4. He's started pestering me with "relationship questions." (I can't handle those...)
5. He asked me today on the phone if I could imagine us getting married and I had a fit of obnoxious coughing and lack of oxygen. (In other words, I freaked.)
6. I am wishing I had someone else.

Is that enough?

Oh, and I'm freaking moving to Paris as soon as I can. ♥
Too bad he hates it there... but I just can't seem to get enough of it.